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Elonborg Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Elonborg Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $29.95 USD
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"People underestimate the capability of AI.. They sort of think it's like a smart human, but it's going to be much more than that. It'll be much smarter than the smartest human.... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." -Elon


Citizens of tomorrow, the future has arrived, and it's a dark and uncertain place. But fear not, for you have a beacon of hope.

Introducing the Elonborg shirt, a symbol of your unwavering support for the one who rose from the ashes of our shattered world. With his unmatched intelligence and innovative spirit, Elon has emerged as the hero we need to navigate the treacherous terrain of tomorrow.
In this bold new future, Elon Musk has transcended beyond human limits, becoming a true symbol of technological advancement.

So what are you waiting for? Show your love for Elon Musk, and take a step towards a bold new future, with the Elonborg shirt! Order yours today!

We wish we could say this shirt was woven with carbon-fiber and nanotechnology, but perhaps it will be for the year 2042 edition. Comeback then too! For now, This shirt is made from:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 ¼ 20
L 30 ¼ 22
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 32 ½ 26
3XL 33 ½ 28
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